I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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