There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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