Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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