I murdered the dance floor call the cops
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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