She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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