That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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