a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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