could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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