absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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