I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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