She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
