The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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