i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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