nut hugger
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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