I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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