Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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