you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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