I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.