Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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