How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.