i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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