I wish I could teleport
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
