you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i believe in u and ur pee
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