No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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