This dress was meant to end up on your floor
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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