I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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