Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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