Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize