You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his