let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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