Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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