Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Randomize