I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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