I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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