Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize