It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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