that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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