And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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