Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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