I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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