i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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