Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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