it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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