I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize