Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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