Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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