that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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