Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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