I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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