i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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