my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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