OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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