it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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