You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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