well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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